Baby Elephant Grey
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ok so I updated skype because it kept bugging me about it, and usually that meant bad fucking news because skype always manages to fuck something up in every update
but then I noticed they added a little new button in the contacts screen
There’s a little robot on the right of the screen. Apparently, now you can add BOTS to Skype yourself. Normally, that’d be fucking ridiculous. Why would you add a fucking bot when bots are already adding you all the time looking to scam guys and gals with fake cam girls. BUT THESE BOTS ARE DIFFERENT. Let me introduce to you a specific bot that I find particularly interesting
Say hello to Murphy. This son of a bitch. His whole thing is that he CREATES AN IMAGE and learns from the suggestions that are given. You ask him a “What if” question and he creates an image based on the question. Of course, I thought this was stupid. So I decided to ask it a question for shits and giggles.
“What if Chewbacca was bald?”
Holy shit, I say. This fuckin’ robot created a meme in less than 5 seconds. And then I ask him the almighty question that has been asked since the early 90s.
What if Waluigi was real?
holy
SHIT
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If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).
thank you for this
I need the equation you used for this
It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).
I hate this website
This could be a SAT question
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THE GUY BEING A SPIDER IN THE BACK THOUGHThis is at least the third time I’ve reblogged this and I’m not sorry
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detecivesangelstardisandwands:
extraordinary-british-gentleman:
i think this is how i feel most of the time
i got u balloons
omg you are so cute
i got u a cat
i made you a cake
got u a party hat for the party for u
Streamers!
hello friend i bring u anime
I brought happy music :D
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST POST EVER IM SMILING SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS LONELY GIRL HAPPY
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no
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wayIsthis fucking reallife
Man this sports Anime has a really good budget
“HE ASCENDED THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A DEFENSIVE ANGELLL!!!!!1!1!1!1”
i died when they put him back on the floor and started cheering
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Finally ! Been waiting for someone to say something about this❗️❗️
Why would you build a hotel?
☕️🐸
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background: I came out to my parents as gay last month.
this easter morning, i come downstairs to find my basket (a tradition in my family) and i can’t find it anywhere.
my mom gives me a hint: “it’s where you were last year”
the basket was in the fucking closet.
I thought this was going to be so bad
Mum of the year
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